Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's wedding called off

I am not real sure how to respond to this. I wasn't sure about this when it was first announced. I wonder how will it all really end.

Hugh Hefner, 85, has been left at the altar, just standing there in his silk pajamas with a dumb look on his face.

Just five days before he was to wed a 25-year-old Playmate named Crystal Harris whom he loves for her gigantic brain and philosophical tracts, so to speak ... What were we saying? ... Oh yes, the jig is off.

Hefner, a sensitive soul, broke the news on Twitter.
"The wedding is off," he typed, trying to hide the pain in his voice and tear in his eye, but we knew.

"Crystal has had a change of heart," he continued, strong to the end.
They seemed so perfect for each other, too, a mere 60 years apart and so much in common like reading Wittgenstein in the nude and a love for dentures.

The nuptials had been scheduled for this Saturday at the quaint, family oriented, Legionnaires' disease-infested Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hills.

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