Top 10 Reasons Why You Were Left Behind

This is by far the greatest take on the end of world saga. I found it to be sad that so many people believed it to be true. There were people quitting their jobs, selling all of their possessions because the end was coming. I have to admit #3 is my favorite.

There has been nothing but tons of attention being paid to the concept of being “left behind”. If you are reading this, this means that you have been “left behind.” Here are the Top 10 reasons why.

#10 -You haven’t talked to God in awhile and He wasn’t sure you were interested.

#9 -Too much debt. He would hate you to default on your credit card.

#8- He figured all that public self mortification lifestyle you were living was just enough, so Heaven wouldn’t interest you.

#7- He didn’t want you to blow that new diet you started, since your physical self is so important.

#6 -You missed the text alerting you to where to meet him.

#5 -You didn’t forward the email so he figured you would be embarrassed.

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